Owen....and.....Abby?

RANT RANT RANT.

Dear Let The Right One In remake,

oh sorry, forgive me, I meant to say re-ADAPTATION. You can go choke on my half-lesbo balls, and choke on my half-lesbo dick.

Thanks,

Andrea.

I think I'd rather keep not having the internet. It keeps me from finding out shitty information.

Owen and Abby? What was Abby's name originally? Arwin? WHAT THE FUCK MATT REEVES WHAT THE FUCK.

Maybe adding Philip Seymour Hoffman into the mix will help the movie out....but I fear not.